It’s my biiirrrttthhhdayyyyy!
I’m 25 today. Wahhh. Where have the last 25 years gone?!
Happy birthday!!!! I found you on youtube when I was ttc and just found out im 4 weeks Yaaaay :-). Enjoy your special day.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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leggo
yellow duckie chick
yellow duckie chillin
yellow baby tub
yellow top missinLOL
Yeah yeah.
That shit look like a rooster
You get ugly duckings, I get swans, and goose birds
Birdies love me, I’m on my blue jay
If you get what I get, what would you sayShe wash it all off, yeah thats my mommy
^^ LMAOOO
And After I’m Done Here, Imma Take A Nappy…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. It’s A Ducky…
Look At My Tub, Look At My Tub, Oh. Imma Be Cleaner Then A Motherfucker.
Lil nigga floating tell these other lil dudes to get off mah shit
before i hit them across the head with my dick, oops i said with my dick
i REALLY MEANT to say with my dick, but since we talking about my dick
tell these camera people to say hi to it, YALL SCRUBS.
^LOL.
omfg… :D
weeaakk haha im LMFAO right now!!
